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Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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"I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?"

"Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?"

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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I decided to make sure my wife had a smile on her face every morning...

Now I can’t keep sharpies in the house anymore.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme...

Repeat the sound another time...

Five lambs and then an extra beat will do ya...

Another rhyme, a rising note, congratulations, you just wrote, another stupid verse to Hallelujah!

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "aod318" |