Best Jokes

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was acting up during the morning worship hour.

The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.

Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.

Just before reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Do you know what my shirt is made of?

Boyfriend material.

What do you call a Jedi in denial?

Obi-Wan Cannot Be