Best Jokes

Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment?

It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!

To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...

How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

There are only two instances when people hate the alarm clock:

1) When it rings.

2) When it doesn’t ring.

During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was: What causes a depression?

One of the students wrote: "God knows! I don't. Merry Christmas!"

The exam paper came back with the prof's notation: "God gets 100. You get zero. Happy New Year."