Best Jokes

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The little boy came home from his first day at Sunday School. He told his mother that his Sunday school teacher was Jesus' granny.

"How did you find that out?" his mother asked.

"Well, she never stops talking about Jesus," he replied.

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posted by "merk" |
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In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store.

We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion and made plans to come back the next day to make our final decision.

Later that evening, my wife and I were at a restaurant, where the same young lady from the bathroom-supply store was now working a shift as a waitress.

As she passed our table, she suddenly recognized us and called to me in a loud voice, "HEY! You're the man who needs a shower!"

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posted by "merk" |
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Diner: "I would like a cup of coffee, please."

Waiter: "I'm very sorry, sir, but I'm afraid we're fresh out of coffee today; our coffee maker has been completely exhausted."

Diner: "I'm not surprised, due to how weak it's been lately."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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My wife went to a roofing seminar for women only.

She said it was great.

All the shingle ladies were there.

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posted by "Susan Paetznick" |