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Favorite this joke People you do not want to hear say, "OOPS!":
• Your surgeon.
• Your dentist.
• Your nurse.
• Your hairdresser.
• Your mechanic.
• Your gardener.
• Your tax accountant.
• The computer tech person.
• The house painter.
• The pilot.
• The crew installing your roof.
• Your lover.
I started a new workout routine this week, doing crunches twice a day...
I do Cap'n in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon.
Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar.
"What's the matter?" asked Chris of his buddy. "You look kind of down."
"My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin."
"Why's that?"
"Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."
I lost my job as a spy. I was supposed to stand in a certain location and report if anyone picked up a package left on a park bench.
It began to rain badly and not far from my location I saw a park sign with a small roof over it. I took cover from rain for the worst part, but upon return to my post the package was gone.
Apparently my supervisors didn’t like my report when I reminded them the number one rule for spies is to remain under cover at all times.
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