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$9.00 won 2 votes

I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're retired?"

"Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off.

She asks the artist, "How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?"

He looks at her limbs and says, "An arm and a leg."

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
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If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job...

I'd just sit there doing nothing and see how long it took them to fire me.

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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posted by "greens52" |