Best Jokes

What do you do when balloons are hurt?

You helium.

Who was the President before JFK got assassinated?

JFK

My wife texted me “I love u”.

I said that’s my favorite letter, too.

Harold comes home from work one day. "I'm home, honey!" he says to his wife Joan. "You can serve the salad."

Joan tilts her head curiously. "How did you know we were having salad, dear?"

Harold replies, "I didn't smell anything burning."