Best Jokes

Who was the President before JFK got assassinated?

JFK

My wife texted me “I love u”.

I said that’s my favorite letter, too.

Harold comes home from work one day. "I'm home, honey!" he says to his wife Joan. "You can serve the salad."

Joan tilts her head curiously. "How did you know we were having salad, dear?"

Harold replies, "I didn't smell anything burning."

Little Penny sees Little Millie coming back from girl scouts with several new badges.

Penny: "Say, what didja get that badge for?"

Millie: "For singing."

Penny: "Ooh, nice! And what didja get that badge for?"

Millie: "For not singing anymore."