Me: "Say please...." Toddler: ".........." Me: "Say thank you..." Toddler: ".............." Me: (spilling milk) "Ah, crap!" Toddler: "Ah, crap!"
What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.
Who was the President before JFK got assassinated? JFK
My wife texted me “I love u”. I said that’s my favorite letter, too.