Best Jokes

2 votes

Me: "Say please...."

Toddler: ".........."

Me: "Say thank you..."

Toddler: ".............."

Me: (spilling milk) "Ah, crap!"

Toddler: "Ah, crap!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Dansei59" |
2 votes

What do you do when balloons are hurt?

You helium.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
2 votes

Who was the President before JFK got assassinated?

JFK

2 votes

posted by "little Show" |
2 votes

My wife texted me “I love u”.

I said that’s my favorite letter, too.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |