Best Jokes

How do computers get drunk?

They take screenshots!

As I get older, I notice that my wife and my hamstrings have a lot in common.

They're both inflexible.

A boy and his father go together for a boys’ day out at the zoo.

“Daddy, I don't like how that hyena is looking at me from behind that glass, it's quite scary!” says the boy.

“Shush, Jason, this is only the ticket office!”