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The Cat Phenomenon
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When single ladies near the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats...

This phenomenon is known as many-paws.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Bit Harsh I Thought
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"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.

"I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me.

Bit harsh I thought… it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.

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Half-A-Day Of School
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Teacher: "Children, there will be only a half-day of school this morning."

Johnny (in back seat): "Whoopee! Hurray!"

Teacher: "Silence. We'll have the other half this afternoon."

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Beat Up Your Dad
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I never got along well with my dad.

Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad."

I'd just say, "Yeah, when?"

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posted by "greens52" |