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The morning of the big parade, a man and a little boy entered a barber shop together. "Give me the full treatment," the man said. "I want to look good in the parade!"

After the man received a shave, manicure, and haircut, he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm going to buy a new tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was done and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "It looks like your daddy forgot all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, "Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Every time I go on vacation my wife gets pregnant...

This year I'm taking her with me!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$25.00 won 2 votes

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank-in-Stein.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Father: "Hold your horses, son."

5-year-old: "I don't have any horses."

Father: "It means calm down."

5-year-old: "I can't, my horses are gone."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |