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A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.

Several months later, a friend who used to work with him asked him how he liked his new role.

"Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer isn't always right!"

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
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posted by "Leibel" |
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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music...

I hope they split us by music genre.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A man is bragging about his new hearing aid. "It's the best I've ever had," he says. "It cost $3,000."

His friend asks, "What kind is it?"

He says, "Half past four!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Little Emily was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"

Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, she went down the aisle with one man and came back with another one."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "wadejagz" |