Q: Why is there only one Yogi Bear?
A: Because the second one was a Boo-Boo.
What did the ancient Roman general's wife shout out as she came into the bedroom and saw a woman fleeing out the window?
"Seize 'er!"
I changed my reference to the bathroom from John to Jim...
Sounds much more impressive saying I went to the "Jim" this morning.
You can change a cat's litter box but you can't change its Purr-ceptions!