Best Jokes

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank-in-Stein.

Father: "Hold your horses, son."

5-year-old: "I don't have any horses."

Father: "It means calm down."

5-year-old: "I can't, my horses are gone."

As a college graduate, I don't intend to spend the rest of my life being a waiter.

But it puts food on the table.