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Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?

The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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posted by "Joe Willis" |
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A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."

“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.

“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”

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posted by "RS" |
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My books all piled on top of me, I've only got my shelf to blame.

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posted by "wadejagz" |