Best Jokes

Father: "Hold your horses, son."

5-year-old: "I don't have any horses."

Father: "It means calm down."

5-year-old: "I can't, my horses are gone."

As a college graduate, I don't intend to spend the rest of my life being a waiter.

But it puts food on the table.

"Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" is the name of an Oscar award winning movie.

It also describes where my body hurts.

Billion-dollar idea...

A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"