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"Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" is the name of an Oscar award winning movie.

It also describes where my body hurts.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Billion-dollar idea...

A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Having too much sex can cause memory loss.

I read it on page 14 in a medical journal...

On the 14th of November...


At 3:19pm.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Teacher: "What does it mean when Astronomers refer to planets in the Goldilocks Zone?"

Little Johnny: "It’s planets with bears on it."

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posted by "Marty" |