Best Jokes

As a college graduate, I don't intend to spend the rest of my life being a waiter.

But it puts food on the table.

"Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" is the name of an Oscar award winning movie.

It also describes where my body hurts.

Billion-dollar idea...

A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"

Having too much sex can cause memory loss.

I read it on page 14 in a medical journal...

On the 14th of November...

2019...

At 3:19pm.