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As I get older, I notice that my wife and my hamstrings have a lot in common.

They're both inflexible.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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My wife has evil lessons with Satan every week...

I don’t know how much she charges.

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A boy and his father go together for a boys’ day out at the zoo.

“Daddy, I don't like how that hyena is looking at me from behind that glass, it's quite scary!” says the boy.

“Shush, Jason, this is only the ticket office!”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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"I received a half dozen really cool ties for my birthday. I guess I'm going to tie one on."

His wife shook her head and said, "Just don't wake me up when you get home!"

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |