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The Rain Won't Stop
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I called the Good Witch of the East and told her the rain just won't stop in my area.

I asked her if she could do anything about it.

She replied, "I suppose I could do a dry spell."

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Paradigm Shift
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Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of a paradigm shift?”

Little Johnny: “It’s when you change a pair of dimes into four nickels.”

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CATEGORY Little Johnny Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Disney In Space
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Why was Mickey Mouse in space?

Why else, he was looking for Pluto.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Noah Puchalski" |
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Big Nostrils
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Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "lilsteve" |