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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
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4 surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered."

The second responds, "You should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable!"

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posted by "adedayomoshood" |
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I got my COVID test today, it says 50.

What does that mean?

Also, my IQ test came back positive.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Did you hear about Steve Harvey and his wife getting into an argument?

It was a Family Feud!

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posted by "Charlie E" |