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Where Do You Think You're Going?
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What did the ancient Roman general's wife shout out as she came into the bedroom and saw a woman fleeing out the window?

"Seize 'er!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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No Longer A John
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I changed my reference to the bathroom from John to Jim...

Sounds much more impressive saying I went to the "Jim" this morning.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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Purr-ceptions
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You can change a cat's litter box but you can't change its Purr-ceptions!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "MouthDiapers" |
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After Dinner Routine
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Both my wife and I are bad cooks.

Our cooking is so bad, that our kids have started praying after we've had dinner.

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CATEGORY Religious Jokes
posted by "ERS" |