Best Jokes

A five-year-old told her mom she was going to have ten babies when she grew up.

"That's a lot of babies," replied the mom.

The mom asked her eight-year-old son, "How many are you going to have?"

"None," he answered, rolling his eyes. "My wife is going to have the babies!"

A man is walking through the forest when he discovers a gnome. “If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods.

He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to get married.”

“Why?” asked the man, smiling.

“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!”