I am constantly drinking Diet Coke.
On a rainy day I told my 9 year-old son that I needed an umbrella because I’m made of sugar and will melt in the rain.
He said, “You sure it's not artificial sugar?”
: We'll come like yours and you may like some of mine to??
: Welcome. I liked your joke. Maybe you will like some of mine? ;-)
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