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Christopher Liam

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 12
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 12.00
3 votes

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

3 votes

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4 votes

I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.

"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.

"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.

"Because she's only three," I answered.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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3 votes

A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"

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A snobby man looked at me at a party and said, "You look poor!"

"Well," I clarified, "I've got an outfit for everyday of the week."

"Do you really?" he replied.

I said, "Yes. It's this one!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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