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A Latin man goes into a department store looking for a specific item of clothing. But he can’t find what he’s looking for and he doesn’t know the English word for it.

So he grabs a salesperson and says, “Tienes calcetines?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t know what that is,” the salesperson says.

The guy tries again. “Medias?” he asks, miming pulling up socks. The salesperson brings him to the trouser section. “No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero medias, calcetines,” he says.

And so it goes for nearly 30 minutes. Finally, almost by accident, the salesperson leads him to the sock section.
The Spanish guy, excited, points and shouts, “Eso sí que es!”

The salesperson’s jaw drops and he says, “Well, why didn’t you TELL me you knew how to spell it?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike!

Hospital officials say they will find out what the doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Stuart Page" |
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A wife told her husband that he put football before their marriage.

“That’s not true,” he said. “After all, this is our fourth season together.”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Terrible English Teacher...

Terrible English Teacher who?

It’s Whom.

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posted by "Hunter Espinol" |