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Competitive Salary-Paying you less than our competitions.
Join our Fast Paced Team-We expect you to know everything so we don’t train you.
Casual Work Atmosphere-We don’t pay you enough to dress you up
Must be Deadline Oriented-You are 6 months behind on your first day.
Duties Will Vary-Anyone in the Office can boss you around
Must have an eye for detail-We have no quality control

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posted by "ltsai" |
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Q: What food did Dracula bring to the party?

A: Fang-furters!

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posted by "Beethoven'sWife" |
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

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posted by "wildcats3333" |
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An aspiring actor calls his agent from the set of his first film. He is playing the lead role for the first time in his career. “How’s it going?” the agent asks. “It’s amazing!” the actor gushes. “The director told me that my performance is making him consider two films with me.” “Two?” he agent replies. “Yeah,” the actor says, “my first and my last.”

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posted by "Anonymous" |