Best Jokes

Young Office Worker, to older boss: "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir."

Older Boss: "What do you mean you think?"

Young Office Worker: "Well, when I answered the phone, a voice said, 'Is that you, you old fool?'"

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp!"

The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

Teacher: "Now Johnny, can you tell me some of your favorite numbers?"

Little Johnny: "541, 29, 623, 188, 769 and 40."

Teacher: "Very good, Johnny, now I would like you to add your favorite numbers together."

Little Johnny: "Uhm, uh... actually, a couple of numbers I really like are 4 and 1."