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If Shaq were:

A banana - he’d be Shaquille O’Peel

A shade of blue green - he’d be Shaquille O’Teal

A criminal - he’d be Shaquille O’Steal

A poker player - he’d be Shaquille O’Deal

Overly emotional - he’d be Shaquille O’Feel

A doctor - he’d be Shaquille O’Heal

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?

A Cairo-practor!

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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What’s the first thing sea animals learn in school?

Their A-B-Seas.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 100?"

He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"

"Oh no," I replied, "I've never done either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, I've heard that all 'red meat' is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" he asked.

"No, I don't," I said.

He said, "Do you gamble or drive fast cars?"

"No," I said, "I've never done any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why on earth do you want to live to be 100?"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |