Best Jokes

Me wee Oyrish Mum yanked me out of Med School immediately upon learning that the boy and girl students had to share a single curriculum.

Dying wife to her husband:

Wife: I know you'll marry again someday. She will live in this house and sleep in our bed, and use my dishes. And that's alright. But I want you to promise me something.

Husband: What's that honey?

Wife: I don't want your 2nd wife to wear my clothes.

Husband: Alright I promise. Your clothes won't fit Betty anyhow.

Q: What do you call a cat that drinks your lemonade?

A: A Sour Puss

Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?

If it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.