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Billy: Though my Aunt is very dear to me the truth is, no one likes her homemade pudding except you Johnny. Tell me why you always get a double helping and also take the leftovers home?

Johnny: I use it to patch the cracks in my driveway; it lasts for years.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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posted by "Marty" |
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What’s the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your devices and accesses all of your data.

The other is a hardware standard.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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posted by "aod318" |
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That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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Your shadow is confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the last few feet thanks to you.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "wadejagz" |