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Favorite this joke I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics.
Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.
Does your left eye hurt?
Because you've been looking right all day.
A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut.
"Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender.
"He sure is fast asleep," the bartender replied.
At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office.
"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor."
"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Fisk. "I didn't realize it... you don't suppose she's faking it, do you?"
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