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What do you call it when your mother's sisters all gather at a funeral to avenge your death?

Vigil Aunties

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics.

Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day.

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CATEGORY Pickup Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut.

"Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender.

"He sure is fast asleep," the bartender replied.

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posted by "aod318" |