Do you know what I love most about baseball?
The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt...
And that's just in the hot dogs!
A literature teacher is explaining the power of poems and stories. "Have you ever read something that made you cry?"
A student replied, "Yeah, my last report card."
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...
Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?
A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well...
He was known to be bambidextrous.