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Where do mansplainers get their water?

From a “well actually.”

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.

St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.

"Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy."

"Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aod318" |
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As a way to compensate for their absence, a group of golfing buddies decided to all pitch in twenty bucks and one with the best golf score would take their wife dancing and dinner. The wives liked this idea since it was more than they had before.

Fred's wife was especially wanting him to win and the moment he returned after golfing she excitedly asked, "Are we having a special dinner tonight Fred?"

"Yes we are my dear, how does Peking Duck sound?"

She said, "That sounds great."

Fred replied, "Good, while driving over the pond on the 7th hole, I accidentally hit one. All we need now is the recipe."

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Marty" |
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Life hack...

You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |