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I took the job at a bakery...

Because I kneaded dough!

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.

She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years' salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."

"I can't help but ask madam why you would leave a job with such benefits, the interviewer replied.

The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt.”