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Herman: Mother, can I change my name?

Mother: Why do you want to change your name?

Herman: Because Dad says that he’s going to spank me as sure as my name is Herman.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of registration.

"He's a magician," said the new boy.

"How exciting. What's his best trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"How impressive! Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?"

"Yep...one half brother and two half sisters."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?"

The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?"

The little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Yo Momma is so big...

When she steps on a digital scale it says: To be continued.

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |