Best Jokes

Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?

If it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.

What should you do if a group of Clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler!

My mother taught me about religion...

"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"

There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit all needs. You had your choice of papers for an A-grade, B-grade, and C-grade.

A student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other than her assignment, went to the bank and took out a paper for a C-grade. She went home, retyped it, and handed it in.

In due time she received it back with the grade of an 'A'. The professor left the following comment, "I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I always thought it should have received an A, so now I am glad to give it one."