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A young man walks up to a park bench where an elderly gentleman is quietly weeping asks if he is OK. The old guy says, "yes, I am great"! I am in love with a beautiful 25 year old model who adores me. She cooks all my meals and we make sweet love nearly everyday".

The young man asks, "So why are YOU crying"?

The old guy says, "I can't remember where I live...."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "FTV-III" |
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Two cows are standing in a field, one says to the other: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Are you worried?

The other cow replies: Not at all, good thing i am a helicopter

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
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The Professor was teaching his students, and asked them "What's the difference between complete and finished"?
The students all look amazed, with no answers
Well says the Professor "if you marry the right person, your life is complete"
However if you marry the wrong person, you life is finished
BUT if you sleep with the wrong person and the right person finds out?
You are completely finished!

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Les Smedley" |
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“Suicidal Twin kills sister by accident!!!”

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posted by "ltsai" |