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Teacher: “What’s your favorite wonder of the world?”
Little Johnny: “The Pyramid of Pizza.”
Teacher: “You mean the Pyramids of Giza, right?”
Little Johnny: “Nope, I mean the pyramid shaped building downtown that sells pizza.”
Little Johnny: ”That isn’t a wonder of the world Johnny.”
Little Johnny: “Apparently you haven’t tried their pizza yet.”
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
I had some words for my wife...
She had some paragraphs for me!
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