If you are experiencing joint pain, you are probably holding the lit end.
Teacher: "What a strange pair of socks Johnny, one of your socks is striped and the other is plain red."
Johnny: "Yes, it is very strange. I have another pair at home exactly the same."
I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.
I was disappointed.
There was no plaque.
The flight home from a recent business trip was pretty empty. So the pilot made a simple request of the passengers.
"We have a little extra room tonight, folks," he said over the PA system. "So if you wouldn't mind, please take a window seat so the competition thinks the plane is full."