Best Jokes

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Q: What do u call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A: A small medium at large.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Simone Jo Stringer" |
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Question: Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick?

Answer: The pharmacist.

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Maryium Khan" |
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The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. “Isn’t it true,“ he began, “that you were given $5000.00 to throw this case?”

The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question. The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction, the same no response. Finally, the judge spoke to the witness, “Please answer the question.”

“Oh,” said the startled witness, “I'm sorry your honor. I thought he was talking to you.”


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CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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When he saw how astronomically high his latest phone bill was, the head of house called a family meeting.

“This is unacceptable,” said the father. ”You have to limit the use of the phone. I never use this phone. I always use the one in the office.”

The mother said, ”Same here. I hardly use the home phone, because I use my work phone.”

The son said, ”Me, too. I never use the home phone. I always use the company's mobile."

”So what is the problem?” asked the maid. ”We all use our work telephones.”

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |