Best Jokes

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married...

A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

This is me, when asked by my parents what my final exam grades were....

"I don't know what more they want? They give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know."

If you could drive the speed of light, would your head lights still work?l?!

Never judge a girl by her clothes.

There may not be enough evidence.