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Teacher: Which hand do you eat spaghetti with Little Johnny?

Little Johnny: I don't use my hands, I use a fork.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I'm trying to eat healthy so I'm making some "whole grain" oatmeal cookies. I don't like raisins so I'm substituting them for M&M's.

I think their about the same thing, they both came from plants, right?!?!

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posted by "Marty" |
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When I was in elementary school, I learned about exaggeration.

I had like ten thousand tests on it and my teacher would kill me if I didn't spell it right.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Teacher: When does three come before two?

Student: In the dictionary!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |