Little Johnny: "Hey Mom, tomorrow there's a small PTA meeting at school."
Mom: "A small PTA meeting?"
Little Johnny: "Yeah, just you, me and the principal."
If you are experiencing joint pain, you are probably holding the lit end.
Teacher: "What a strange pair of socks Johnny, one of your socks is striped and the other is plain red."
Johnny: "Yes, it is very strange. I have another pair at home exactly the same."
I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.
I was disappointed.
There was no plaque.