Teacher: Which hand do you eat spaghetti with Little Johnny?
Little Johnny: I don't use my hands, I use a fork.
I'm trying to eat healthy so I'm making some "whole grain" oatmeal cookies. I don't like raisins so I'm substituting them for M&M's.
I think their about the same thing, they both came from plants, right?!?!
When I was in elementary school, I learned about exaggeration.
I had like ten thousand tests on it and my teacher would kill me if I didn't spell it right.
Teacher: When does three come before two?
Student: In the dictionary!