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Two hitmen are walking together deep into a scary woodland.

The first hitman says, “I don’t mind admitting I feel a little afraid!”

The second hitman replies,” How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!”

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Noel Mills" |
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Major damage after Hurricane Miley and Hurricane Cyrus merged together and then jammed into the mainland...

Witnesses say the scene looked like it was hit by a wrecking ball.

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posted by "Marty" |
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Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant.

Tom: What do you want with an elephant?

Tim: Nothing, I just want the money.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |