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Last night, my wife and I watched two movies back to back.

Fortunately for me, I was the one who was facing the television.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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This country’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

The search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Father is giving his son some life advice.

Father: “If you want to be a good man, you must be honest and cautious in life.”

Son: “And what does that mean?”

Father: “You must fulfill everything you’ve promised.”

Son: “And cautious?”

Father: “Never make any promises.”

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |