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Billy: I asked my dog three questions and he got two of them right.

Trevor: What three questions?

Billy: I asked what covers a tree and he said bark. I asked him what the texture of bark is and he said ruff. I then asked him if he knew what the winning lottery numbers are next Saturday night?

Trevor: He missed the lottery number question right?

Billy: I don't know, I'll tell you on Sunday.


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posted by "Marty" |
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Last night, my wife and I watched two movies back to back.

Fortunately for me, I was the one who was facing the television.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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This country’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

The search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |