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ME: "Excuse me, sir, could you help me? I'm trying to take this llama to the capital of Pakistan.

SIR: "Islamabad?"

ME: "Oh no, not at all. This is a good llama."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "Brandon D" |
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Keep a very firm grasp on reality...

That way you can strangle it at any time.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”

Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”

Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”

Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal.”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you put into soup to make gold?

24 carrots.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Tina" |