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Teacher: When does three come before two?

Student: In the dictionary!

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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There was a monkey sitting in a banana tree. He was very hungry. He knew that somewhere in the tree there was a magic banana, and that once he ate that banana, he wouldn't be hungry anymore.

He ate one banana. That wasn't it. He was still hungry. He ate another banana. That wasn't it either. He was still hungry.

Finally, after he ate his tenth banana, he wasn't hungry anymore. "I knew I'd find it," he said. "It's too bad that I didn't eat that one first. I wouldn't have to waste all those other bananas."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Q: Why do people love drinking Guinness?

A : It's a meal in a can!

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posted by "manjinder" |
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What did the dinosaur get on its Maths test?

Nothing, it got an Extinction!

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posted by "HomerS" |