Best Jokes

I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.

I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest or just offended!

Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"