Best Jokes

Salesman: "Just give us a small deposit, ma'am, and you'll pay nothing for the next six months."

Woman: "I see you've heard of us."

Judge asks the defendant, “Why did you steal that car, Mr. Jones?”

Mr. Jones looks down, “I just had to get to work for an important meeting.”

The judge keeps asking, “Well why didn’t you take a bus?”

Mr. Jones looks up, surprised, “Don’t you need a special license to drive the bus?”