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A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?"

Totally flattered, he replied, "No dear, they haven't."

At that point she yelled, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A driver visiting a big city for the first time stopped at a red light. But when the light turned green, he stayed where he was.

After the light changed several more times and he still didn't move, a traffic cop ran over and inquired politely, "What's wrong? Don't we have any colors you like?"

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter!"

"Wow, I'm glad to hear that."

"Someday I intend on reading it as well."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.

Yeti never complains!

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "RMHawaii" |