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I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.

I was disappointed.

There was no plaque.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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The doctor says to his patient at the end of a checkup, “Okay, let’s do a stress tolerance test."

"What's that Doc?" asked the patient.

"Nurse, the bill please!”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The flight home from a recent business trip was pretty empty. So the pilot made a simple request of the passengers.

"We have a little extra room tonight, folks," he said over the PA system. "So if you wouldn't mind, please take a window seat so the competition thinks the plane is full."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Don't argue with an idiot...

People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |