I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.
I was disappointed.
There was no plaque.
The doctor says to his patient at the end of a checkup, “Okay, let’s do a stress tolerance test."
"What's that Doc?" asked the patient.
"Nurse, the bill please!”
The flight home from a recent business trip was pretty empty. So the pilot made a simple request of the passengers.
"We have a little extra room tonight, folks," he said over the PA system. "So if you wouldn't mind, please take a window seat so the competition thinks the plane is full."
Don't argue with an idiot...
People watching may not be able to tell the difference.