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Favorite this joke Maybe, if we just tell people that the brain is an app...
... then maybe, they will start using it?
I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.
So I asked the owner if he had a pair.
He shook his head. “I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband, typically unromantic, replied,
"I am in the toilet. Please advise."
Neighbor: Why do you allow your wife to drink so much?
Me: Ever seen how she acts sober?
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