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A man being tried for murder happens to know one of the jurors. Before jury deliberation, the man finds a way to contact his friend and emphatically demands that he vote for life in prison with the possibility of parole. The friend agrees.

The jury deliberates for a week and returns a verdict of guilty with life imprisonment. The convicted man phones his friend and asks why it took so long for the verdict.

His friend says, "It took me a long time to convince the other jurors for life imprisonment."

"Why is that?"

"Because they wanted to acquit you!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Quantum321" |
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What's the difference between kids and grandkids?

If I play Ghost Riders with my guitar but sing the lyrics from the Gilligan's Island theme song, my grand kids would love it!

My kids, however, would want to take away my driver's licence!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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I picked the wrong time to break up with my girlfriend. I made the mistake of doing this when the roller coaster we were on at the theme park was almost to the top, ready to plummet down the other side...

Needless to say, things went downhill from there.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Maybe, if we just tell people that the brain is an app...

... then maybe, they will start using it?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "ajokes" |