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Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?

Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?"

Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"

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posted by "Jenmo1" |
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Henry believes so strongly in reincarnation, that he has himself as the only beneficiary in his will.

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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Freelance newspaper writers don’t get nearly as much attention as writers with regular bylines.

So I was delighted when I finally got some notice. It was at the bank, and I was depositing a stack of checks.

"Wow," said the teller, reading off the names of publishers from the tops of the checks. "You must deliver a lot of newspapers!"

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posted by "stee" |
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One Sunday afternoon, President Coolidge was returning to the White House after attending church. He had gone alone, so upon arrival Mrs. Coolidge inquired:

"Was the sermon good?"

"Yes," he answered.

"What was it about?"

"Sin."

"What did the minister say?"

"He was against it."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |