Best Jokes

Teacher: Little Johnny you look sad today.

Little Johnny: Actually I’m really, really sad. My dad caught me sneaking a cookie before dinner with our new nanny cam and now I’m grounded.

Teacher: I can understand you being sad but why are you really, really sad?

Little Johnny: When I told my mother what happened she said, “What nanny cam? We don’t have a nanny cam.”

When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.

The first one says, "You need to eat the chocolate.”

The second one says, "You heard. Eat the chocolate."

Little Johnny: “Having a farm is really hard work.”

Billy: “It’s an ant farm Johnny, all you have to do is supervise.”

I ordered a cell phone case from an online retailer, and they sent me a child size face mask.

So I put it on my phone and it hasn't caught a virus since!