Best Jokes

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

Do not walk beside me either...

Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal medicine man who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.

When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the medicine man looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"

The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people that were here last year."

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing...

Except at a funeral.