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After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog.

"Why did you do that?" asks the lady of the house.

"I never forget a friend," replies the maid. "That was for his help cleaning the dishes all these years!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |
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Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tra’-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

Archives \ar’-kivs\: What Noah kept the bees in.

Avoidable \a-void’-a-ble\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A thief got married to a thief. They decided to give up their old ways and begin a family.

Fifteen months after getting married, they were expecting a son. At the hospital their son was born and his hand was closed.

They went for a closer look. They opened up his hand and were surprised by what they found.

The wristwatch of the doctor who delivered him.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "almlki" |
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Why did the Atlanta Braves hire a baker?

They needed a new batter.

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Rovers11" |