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George Washington was such a great president.

He never blamed any of the country's problems on the previous administration.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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On New Year's Eve, Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living.

As the clock struck 12, chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.

"Get the owner's manual!" my daughter's husband shouted.

"I can't find it anywhere!" cried my daughter a short time later.

"Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual's burned to a crisp."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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I found my girlfriends debit card in the freezer today, I guess you can say her accounts were frozen.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |