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Oh Lord, give me patience, and, and... AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW!

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posted by "Quantum321" |
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A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, "Why the wooden leg?"

The farmer replies, "That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school."

"Great, but why the wooden leg?"

"The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy."

"Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?"

"Well when you have a pig that smart, you don't eat it all at once!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the Darkside...

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posted by "Kjoke" |
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There's a new emotional support group. We already had Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous, Gamblers Anonymous. Now we have Ramblers Anonymous.

It’s a group for people who are addicted to babbling on endlessly... but are not self-aware enough to realize they’re doing it... they like to talk, but can’t seem to get to the point…or any point... it's expected that each meeting will run several hours... and then some...

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |