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The Light Switch
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In my house, there is this light switch that doesn’t do anything.

Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.

Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, “Cut it out.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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He Ordered A Double
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What happened when a man ordered a double?

The barman brought out someone that looked just like him.

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CATEGORY Bar & Drinking Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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The REAL College Plan
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College is really just kidnapping done backwards...

If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back!

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Nice Decorum
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What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |