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Favorite this joke I picked the wrong time to break up with my girlfriend. I made the mistake of doing this when the roller coaster we were on at the theme park was almost to the top, ready to plummet down the other side...
Needless to say, things went downhill from there.
Maybe, if we just tell people that the brain is an app...
... then maybe, they will start using it?
I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.
So I asked the owner if he had a pair.
He shook his head. “I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband, typically unromantic, replied,
"I am in the toilet. Please advise."
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