Best Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Grandma: "Remember, Johnny, we should never put off til tomorrow what we can do today."

Little Johnny: "Okay, Grandma, that makes good sense, we'd better eat the rest of the cake then."

If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get Gnihton Yletulosba…

Which ironically means... absolutely nothing.

Jordan: "By the way, did you know that I once sang for the Queen of Sheba?"

Bob: "No kidding, really?"

Jordan: "Well... That's what she told me, anyway. She said, 'If you're a singer, then I'm the Queen of Sheba.'"