Best Jokes

2 votes

Wife: Why are you late?

Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Husband: No, I was standing on it.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

While shopping in the produce department of the local grocery store, a demanding customer asked to have a watermelon cut in half.

I told the lady that we don't normally do this. After being pushed for about five minutes, I took the melon to the backroom and said to my co-worker John, "I need this cut in half so this mean lady can buy it."

I did not know that she had followed me to the backroom. I turned around and quickly said, "And this lady would like the other half!"

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "THE MAN" |
2 votes

Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?

Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?"

Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"

2 votes

posted by "Jenmo1" |
2 votes

Henry believes so strongly in reincarnation, that he has himself as the only beneficiary in his will.

2 votes

posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |