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What do you call it when your mother's sisters all gather at a funeral to avenge your death?

Vigil Aunties

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut.

"Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender.

"He sure is fast asleep," the bartender replied.

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posted by "aod318" |
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At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office.

"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor."

"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Fisk. "I didn't realize it... you don't suppose she's faking it, do you?"

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posted by "merk" |